Warning! If you are wearing a fanny pack, own a fanny pack, collect fanny packs or happen to adore fanny packs - you won't like this blog entry.
I have nothing against people who choose to wear fanny packs. I believe you can't help it and have been abducted by 'fanny pack aliens' who brain washed you into wearing one. I don't know how they got here - the aliens or fanny packs, but they are here. Gasp!
Just recently, I read an article in the paper about how these horrible little things are coming back into style. Why? Please someone tell me - why?
Other names for fanny pack: "belt pack", "hip pack", "junkie pack", "body wallet" and "the pouch"
Whatever name it goes by, a fanny pack is still a fanny pack. Here's what I have to say to one the next time we meet:
"Farwell you sad, little pouch - go back to fanny pack planet."